Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Animals Bred:	127
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	138277	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nomercymc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7791	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6595
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2320
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.