Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5759	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ATon2s Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ATon2’s Server

This server has everything I could have possibly put on it. It’s got the following great things:

– Survival – Creative – Skyblock – PvP – Survival Games – Worldedit – Minigames – CopsNRobbers

These are all spread out between three different servers! Come join us and experience EVERYTHING!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wildclaw Bay

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	4701
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	988

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockBox

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Constelaria

Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	5114	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Potions Brewed:	72
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EMT GREEN

Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

-Emt staff

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FlatzMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	7789
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JujuCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zoglin SMP

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

{ ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	192	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Clan RKS Survival

Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BraveMC

Skyblock

Welcome to BraveMC

Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TooTallGaming

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Animals Bred:	125
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.