Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3625	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Farms Harvested:	852	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	196

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	222	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Skyblocky

Skyblock

Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4328	New Chunks Explored:	300361

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.