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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6784 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 4828 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
