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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5512 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 247 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
