so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 97
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Alien Abductions: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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