so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Star Shards Collected: 122 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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