so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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