so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 496 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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