so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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