so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 8
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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