Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4956	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	9209	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	7569

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	152	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	562	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.