Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	514

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	1420
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3881
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4324
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5774	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6508	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2105
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.