Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	121
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Farms Harvested:	366

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	1427	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1750	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mines Excavated:	4032
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crops Grown:	8329	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.