Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
New Chunks Explored:	250377	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	3591
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7165
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Star Shards Collected:	94
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!