Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	287
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	4586
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Emeralds Found:	7306
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	6400
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Items Found:	5655	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension Hops:	4
Mines Excavated:	3552	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	2292
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.