Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	876
Animals Bred:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchantments Applied:	269	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1747	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4082	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.