Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8706
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	8719	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mines Excavated:	3528	Ores Mined:	9041
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4594	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	2368
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	120

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.