Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Villages Defended:	9
Enchantments Applied:	107	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mines Excavated:	4934
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	3136
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Potions Brewed:	187	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2722

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Star Shards Collected:	111
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.