Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	5224
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	287
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	179
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	2948
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2479	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	3274	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4766
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	486503
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.