Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	8607	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	150
Dragon Eggs Found:	708	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	1899	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	835	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Emeralds Found:	9622	Villages Defended:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Animals Bred:	105	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.