Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mines Excavated:	4226
Potions Brewed:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	3908	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4773	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9457
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	7793
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2141	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.