Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	4540

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Animals Bred:	192
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4402	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	519

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	224
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.