Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6606
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8348
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchantments Applied:	180
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Animals Bred:	141
Potions Brewed:	174	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	181	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.