Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	257	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Potions Brewed:	82
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	191671

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).