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Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	3330	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5689	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	705
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3196

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2542
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2650
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ores Mined:	1724
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	6374	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	7581

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	23

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1168
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	7468
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	615	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2