Putin’s Crash Course Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	915
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mines Excavated:	1711
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Towns Built:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	248333
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	2176

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	2949	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1556	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Astral Projections Made:	1
Potions Brewed:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2111	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	40	Farms Harvested:	537

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Westera SMP

Adventure, authentic, competitive, cowboys, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Frontier, HAT, Horses, Immersive, MCMMO, Mechanics, Pioneers, PvE, PvP, Saloon, Survival, Vanilla, Western, wild west, Wilderness

Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.