come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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