come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Villages Defended: 9
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mines Excavated: 4853
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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