Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PassportPurgeCraft

Activists, authoritarian regime, cancelled passports, Censorship, civil liberties, freedom of speech, government control, government crackdown, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Outcry, Journalists, media censorship, Media Suppression, PassportPurgeCraft, Passports, political activism, political repression, press freedom, travel restrictions, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	2905
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Stigma Pixelmon

Adventure, Economy, Evolution, launcher, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Stigma Pixelmon, Technicpack

The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

See you soon I hope 🙂

Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineKvant Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, city, City Founder, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Gaming, Herobrine, Interesting modes, kind administration, lamp, Lamp server, minecraft server, MineKvant, Modes, multiplayer, Pirate, Private, responsive administration, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, visit us, Without Launcher

New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

Kind and responsive administration!

Come visit us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

$15 meal, convenience, Delivery, delivery fee, dining experience, dining out, estimated tax, food delivery, food delivery app, food delivery service, Meal, meal delivery, meal delivery service, meal service, Minecraft, online ordering, ordering food, restaurant app, restaurant delivery, restaurant service, Server, service fee, takeout, tip

Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9206	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
New Chunks Explored:	786581	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crops Grown:	3612
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16