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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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