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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 717 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

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