Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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