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Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6043
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Void Gems Collected:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	5780	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1812

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SisterStranded Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AisleCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoLifinMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	607

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FamBlockerz

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Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2