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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1700 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Mines Excavated: | 4397 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!