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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1116 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7783 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!