PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

boris johnson, Boriss, brexit, Conflict, conservative party, Diplomacy, european union, extremism, far right, Farage, Farages, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Lies, Misinformation, parrots, Politics, Propaganda, putin, PutinCraft, uk, Ukraine, world news

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5663
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3981
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Farms Harvested:	639
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4138	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	929728
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	680787	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	108	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.