PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots

boris johnson, Boriss, brexit, Conflict, conservative party, Diplomacy, european union, extremism, far right, Farage, Farages, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Lies, Misinformation, parrots, Politics, Propaganda, putin, PutinCraft, uk, Ukraine, world news

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3336	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ores Mined:	1652	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Items Found:	2126	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	60	Ores Mined:	6193
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7199	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	67	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!