PuppyPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6084
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	270230
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	141	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	138
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Animals Bred:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	7125	Ores Mined:	3857
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	9592	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	122	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.