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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9648 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5917 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?
2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.
3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.
4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!
5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…