Hey all you dog-loving Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where your furry best friend can’t join in on the fun? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where all players must have a canine companion by their side at all times. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a pack of super intelligent Minecraft dogs who have taken over and are now in charge of all the rules and regulations. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with these puppers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Diamond Mine, where all the rarest and most valuable resources can be found. Rumor has it that the diamonds are so shiny, they can blind you if you stare at them for too long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy-dominated Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the leader of the pack, Sir Woofs-a-Lot.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 298 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magic Items Found: 8619

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Villages Defended: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Animals Bred: 128
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Star Shards Collected: 208 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

    Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mines Excavated: 1109
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

    Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

    Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

    Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

    Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3560 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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