Hey all you dog-loving Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where your furry best friend can’t join in on the fun? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where all players must have a canine companion by their side at all times. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a pack of super intelligent Minecraft dogs who have taken over and are now in charge of all the rules and regulations. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with these puppers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Diamond Mine, where all the rarest and most valuable resources can be found. Rumor has it that the diamonds are so shiny, they can blind you if you stare at them for too long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy-dominated Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the leader of the pack, Sir Woofs-a-Lot.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 97
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Emeralds Found: 6170

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 678697 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

    Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1281 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

    Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

    Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

    Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

    Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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