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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2045 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3253 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.
Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?
So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!