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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3836 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
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