Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	117
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3065
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	3342
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	144	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3437	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Astral Projections Made:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7831	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7794
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	12

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Mines Excavated:	3795	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

play.infinitemc.net