Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

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Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	6088
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ores Mined:	1519	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	4795
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	84

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	1437
Void Armor Forged:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2958	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Votes:	4978	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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