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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2889 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.