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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 402 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.