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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8497 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3817 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.