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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7164 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 118 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.